Received this from a friend via email. This guy wrote a super short story using numbers 1-10, then from 10 back to 1. It’s HILARIOUS! hahaha

TO NOTE: Malaysians and Singaporeans will find it easier to understand 🙂

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don’t understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1.

TRANSLATION:
One day I go to climb a tree outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and fall down. The man rushed out and wanted to fight with me. I ran until I fell sick and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some eggs to throw at him. Then I took a knife and try to stab at him. Thank God he run away.

Then I put the knife back and pay for the eggs and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was sick. He said fine, tomorrow also no need to come back for work. He also asked me to go climb a tree and jump down! I don’t understand. I am so nice to him but I don’t know what he want.

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